I'm confused! I thought he was Muslim. Shouldn't he have been at the Dome of the Rock? It's probably a cover-up. Barack in a yamaka...leaving a very Christian-esque note. Is he Muslim, Christian, or Jewish?"Lord — Protect my family and me," reads the note published in the Maariv daily (They actually pulled his note out of the Western Wall to read what it said). "Forgive me my sins, and help me guard against pride and despair. Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just. And make me an instrument of your will."
My conclusion--Barack is Muslim, Christian, and Jewish! He's that good. The answer to Jerusalem's problems. The answer to the world's problems.
p.s. I heard he would totally be Mormon too, he has a testimony and stuff, but can't be baptized yet.
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That'd be the day!
He needs a prayer! Especially after his comments yesterday...really! Like he needs to look like the guys on out currency...please. love mom
haha nice post. really i loved it.
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